Holiday shopping

One big fear I have when shopping for clothes is that I would get stuck in an item of clothing, twisted in some awkward, ridiculous position, in an embarrassing state of partial nakedness, and I pass out because of lack of oxygen, since the clothing is wound tightly around me, and I am found this way on the floor of the change room because I was too ashamed of asking the staff to help me out....

Yesterday's holiday off shopping spree reminded me of this fear. I came close to this... Very close. 

I still bought that dress. The things we do for fashion.