Both nostrils!

Both nostrils are stuffed up!

Both!

Usually it's just one. 

AND they are running like a tap.

And my eyes are joining in on all the fun.

But yes both nostrils stuffed up.

How am I supposed to breathe? 

Dry up my mouth now.

Gah! Does this cold want me to die?

Just before my bitter freezing trip up north.

Perfecto!