Thursday, 5 September 2019

you bitch

my patient today:

P"Oh ouch"
(She had an ingrown nail.)
Me "Oh sorry I know that hurts, it has to be removed though"

P" yea I know...owwww! It's ok"
... a few minutes later....

P " ahhh eeeeeee"
... more minutes later.....

P "ouchhhhhheeeeee"
P "ouch!!! you Bitch!"

- pause - 

I stopped and looked at my patient

"Oh that was for my toe not you, I was talking to my toe"

hahahah!

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