Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Dear



DEAR NETFLIX 

Don't think that I'm not on to you. I know what you are doing. I'll have you know that I need to sit down and start doing my taxes, and folding my clean laundry, and dusting, and painting, and buying furniture for my place... So I can invite friends over. Oh and I also need to get out there and meet new people, and learn to golf and bike and swim and blade this summer. I gots me some big plans for myself, Netflix, you hear that?!! 

So just letting you know, Netflix. I mean "Fringe" is a great show. But really not worth it, considering all you took from me without me realizing it. You're tricky, but I'm on to you!

I would like to ask you for the last couple days of my life back. Yes ... That means this past weekend and the days around it. I want it back! And you can also add the countless hours of sleep you robbed from me as well. 
Just give it all back and I'll consider our friendship again... Maybe...
Thanks.

Yours truly,

Joss

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