2 insincere statements you may hear....

I guess where this is coming from is the management department, to employees.... But in some ways you can feel free to use it in every day life when you want to add just a hint of sarcasm when dealing with someone you really wish not to....

"Absolutely" - used in a so called agreement with what one has heard but knowing full well that you really don't give a fuck and can't do anything about it. 

"I am happy to help any way I can " - said just right after rejecting a request. If you are happy to help or really want to help, give an alternative solution.