Waiting room

Its a Wednesday morning and the front desk staff are at a meeting.
The waiting room is emply with just 2 men sitting there.
I was peeking out to see if my female patient was around.

How funny it would be to call out a lady's name and look around waiting for the response from the men, directly looking at just the both of them.
Obviously there are no women in the room so why even call out the name of my patient right?
Then I wondered how funnier (yes funnier is a word) it would be to just stand there calling out different ladys names and after not getting a response from one name, call out another ladys name:
"Shiela Doe?"
..... anyone .... anyone..... no? .... ok ...
"Jane Smith?"
"Rita Hayworth?"
How about:
"Gretta Garbo?"
-- all looking directly at the two men, striaght faced and serious.

Ah yes, work is a bit routine today.