Thursday, 31 March 2016

Body by Victoria

Dear Victoria,

Thank you for making wireless so comfy and sexy at the same time.
Who would've thought I could look like this.
You get me, you really do.

Sexy Joss

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Joss life lesson number 8421084

Sometimes you gotta 

Do NOT save the Best for Last! 

Do it, eat it, smell it, savor it, NOW. 

Cause you may die tomorrow, short changing yourself.

Or...

You may only get to eat the average Brie and cranberry croissant, 
Only to get your saved, awesome, Cherry Bomb almond croissant viciously snatched right out of of your hand, bag and all, from some immature, spoiled, ginger, shaggy, Mr. Mugs dog at the dog park in High Park. 

Bastardo!

While the chicken shit owner, or dog walker doesn't own up to it. (Literally ... So many ppl around and dogs watching this happen, only to say, who's dog is this (laughing it off at the same time)...*crickets chirping*.... 

Seriously, some dog ppl are weird. 
Like my bro said, dogs aren't stupid, it's the owners. 

Least my friend's dog is normal and not rude and not stinky and he listens.

All this to say... Do not save the best for last. Enjoy it NOW.  

Sunday, 27 March 2016

Hoppy Easter!

I feel better when I'm with family.
Unfortunately I don't feel like I show them I appreciate them enough. Especially if I'm agitated at my own life. 

Today was so sunny and pretty out. 
I'm so glad I have a few days off this week. 

Friday, 25 March 2016

Intrusive !!

Fb annoys me. I think I keep it in the background because I have travel albums on there. 
Signed in a few times for work stuff and news about a sick relative. Siblings have been telling me about it.

I guess I shouldn't blame it all on fb. Mb it's just the inert big brother used to hook you into stuff.

It's amazing when you look at the people you may know section.
How they link every single possible person to you... The neighbor's sister, the mother of the kid I volunteered for, my patient, the doctor I rent space from, my cousin's cousin. 
Wtf big brother, back the F off!

Well, today is a sad day. Not just Good Friday but a day I have to start all over again from scratch. Here's hoping I'm a stronger person. 

So I'm gona sit back and smoke some of this. It's been a rough short week:


Haha.
No.

This is Turrones de Casoy!!
So hard to find and you can only get them in the Phil. So lucky to get some again! Yum!
The toots are worth it.

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On another note, it's so sad about my uncle's wife in the Phil. 
A happy man that always makes people laugh, has been through huge heart break only to find the love of his life again. And then this. I cannot imagine.

Is it really better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all?
A question I keep answering every now and then, always with a different answer.

God Bless you Tita, thank you so much for loving my dear uncle, and You've shown me that it's never to late to love so deeply. 





Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Be concerned...

Was folding my laundry this evening, and it donned on me....

If a guy tells you he only has 5 (pairs* - don't know why ppl say pairs when it comes to underwear ) underwears, 

and we all know a week has 7 days.....

You should be concerned.

Or better yet, don't just walk away.... Run! 


Re-write

Helping re-write a compensation letter. Gah there is a lot - and many different opinions.

Since I'm not well read (meaning my favorite pastime is not reading, despite my university education) and my limited vocabulary is an obstacle in articulating exactly what I would like to say, the thesaurus has become my best friend.

I was looking up another word for "problem" this morning and came across a word that looks like it would have come right out of my Jossipedia files:

Botheration.

Awesome. 
"In this relationship you have become such a botheration" 

I can't wait to use it in everyday conversation haha. If I remember it.