Tuesday, 25 May 2021

patient joke

 Normally this patient comes in and has a bunch of new jokes to tell. Usually I give a "har har" for the effort lol. He knows they usually are cheesy anyways. 

This time he was telling me what actually happened to him. 

He was in line, wearing a mask ready to get his Covid vaccine shot. 

An anti-vaxxer stops and said to him:

"Why are you wearing a mask and getting a vaccine shot? Don't you trust your own immune system?"

He said back:

"Yes I do. But I also know someone with an STI, if you want to meet them I can hook you up. You don't even have to wear a condom. Since you trust your immune system that much."

Saturday, 22 May 2021

 "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt."

John Adams 1826


Thursday, 13 May 2021

Canada Emergency Response Benefit.

Food for thought: 


My patient came in today and usually we have a nice convo about life and things that are happening at the moment. My patient is lucky enough to keep working during this pandemic. 

She just told me that her co-worker, who has also been working throughout the pandemic, is collecting CERB ever since the pandemic has started. So he is collecting CERB and a pay cheque. 

Same with her daughter, who has always been on government assistance, and has never worked ever before the pandemic. She is collecting CERB and government assistance. 

I used to resent the people that seemed to "take advantage" of situations/sytems.... But I have come to realize, it is the shitty systems that are created that make this mess. 

If you think this is not going to affect you directly in the near future, think again. Pay attention to the little things, why is the cost of produce going up when grocery stores have never been shut down, why is the price of alcohol going up when the LCBO has never been closed. And then there is gas...and our new carbon tax which actually does nothing for the environment. Would it really hurt to audit a system and be accountable for it?  

If the system is broken, throwing more money into it will not fix this mess. 

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Wednesday, 12 May 2021

Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams



When the song that you avoided because it tormented you with bad memories...... becomes one of the songs you seek to listen to and enjoy, to bring you into a happy, optimistic, upbeat, Freeing mood !! You realize Time really did it's job! Oh how we doubt you when we are in the thick of things... but what they say about you is true.

Yeah!