Thursday, 31 March 2016

Body by Victoria

Dear Victoria,

Thank you for making wireless so comfy and sexy at the same time.
Who would've thought I could look like this.
You get me, you really do.

Sexy Joss

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Joss life lesson number 8421084

Sometimes you gotta 

Do NOT save the Best for Last! 

Do it, eat it, smell it, savor it, NOW. 

Cause you may die tomorrow, short changing yourself.

Or...

You may only get to eat the average Brie and cranberry croissant, 
Only to get your saved, awesome, Cherry Bomb almond croissant viciously snatched right out of of your hand, bag and all, from some immature, spoiled, ginger, shaggy, Mr. Mugs dog at the dog park in High Park. 

Bastardo!

While the chicken shit owner, or dog walker doesn't own up to it. (Literally ... So many ppl around and dogs watching this happen, only to say, who's dog is this (laughing it off at the same time)...*crickets chirping*.... 

Seriously, some dog ppl are weird. 
Like my bro said, dogs aren't stupid, it's the owners. 

Least my friend's dog is normal and not rude and not stinky and he listens.

All this to say... Do not save the best for last. Enjoy it NOW.  

Sunday, 27 March 2016

Hoppy Easter!

I feel better when I'm with family.
Unfortunately I don't feel like I show them I appreciate them enough. Especially if I'm agitated at my own life. 

Today was so sunny and pretty out. 
I'm so glad I have a few days off this week. 

Friday, 25 March 2016

Intrusive !!

Fb annoys me. I think I keep it in the background because I have travel albums on there. 
Signed in a few times for work stuff and news about a sick relative. Siblings have been telling me about it.

I guess I shouldn't blame it all on fb. Mb it's just the inert big brother used to hook you into stuff.

It's amazing when you look at the people you may know section.
How they link every single possible person to you... The neighbor's sister, the mother of the kid I volunteered for, my patient, the doctor I rent space from, my cousin's cousin. 
Wtf big brother, back the F off!

Well, today is a sad day. Not just Good Friday but a day I have to start all over again from scratch. Here's hoping I'm a stronger person. 

So I'm gona sit back and smoke some of this. It's been a rough short week:


Haha.
No.

This is Turrones de Casoy!!
So hard to find and you can only get them in the Phil. So lucky to get some again! Yum!
The toots are worth it.

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On another note, it's so sad about my uncle's wife in the Phil. 
A happy man that always makes people laugh, has been through huge heart break only to find the love of his life again. And then this. I cannot imagine.

Is it really better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all?
A question I keep answering every now and then, always with a different answer.

God Bless you Tita, thank you so much for loving my dear uncle, and You've shown me that it's never to late to love so deeply. 





Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Take a chance...

I took the chance.
Now it's break time.


Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Be concerned...

Was folding my laundry this evening, and it donned on me....

If a guy tells you he only has 5 (pairs* - don't know why ppl say pairs when it comes to underwear ) underwears, 

and we all know a week has 7 days.....

You should be concerned.

Or better yet, don't just walk away.... Run! 


Re-write

Helping re-write a compensation letter. Gah there is a lot - and many different opinions.

Since I'm not well read (meaning my favorite pastime is not reading, despite my university education) and my limited vocabulary is an obstacle in articulating exactly what I would like to say, the thesaurus has become my best friend.

I was looking up another word for "problem" this morning and came across a word that looks like it would have come right out of my Jossipedia files:

Botheration.

Awesome. 
"In this relationship you have become such a botheration" 

I can't wait to use it in everyday conversation haha. If I remember it.

Monday, 21 March 2016

Peru.....

Ah a place I wanted to visit but didn't get the chance. It's more difficult to hike that Macchu Picchu the older I get.
Love their food! 
Today I got a package from a patient o mine who is Peruvian as a thank you for treating her last year! How sweet!

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Combo quote..

"To be dumb is human" - s.b
"I choose to be superman!" - me

Sunday, 13 March 2016

400 months

Well I guess I can understand since kids have hardly lived on this earth for that long...

I was in the elevator today and there was a little kid that kept looking at me so much so that his mom said to him "you like staring huh, don't you "

So I asked her how old he was.
"He's 21 months old"
Those answers always make me think for a second.
Ah ok almost 2 yrs old.


Gez, just say that. 

I really don't care about the months. Talk like normal people do.

I wonder if she would have thought it weird if I said : wow so young, cause I'm over 400 months old! 

Gez.

Friday, 11 March 2016

Early Easter ...

I wonder if it's ok to celebrate Easter early.... Ooop, well couldn't wait!
A patient of mine so sweetly gave this to me today. She found time for this small guesture despite the fact she has a lot going on with her. Bless her, I hope things get better and she enjoys the weekend..

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Ocra! Or Okra!

Over cooked but still yum. With bagoong and salt and pepper.

.... Wasn't there a movie with a killer whale by the name of Okra??

.... Maybe I'm dreaming... But then again, as a kid, I used to call broccoli : "lion"... Still not sure why.... Maybe it sounds like the roar of a lion when you say it.

Well, when I eat Okra, I like to not think about how slimey it gets. I purposely tune it out. Apparently it's good for your skin! 

"Touch base"

....ugh. Yea I just used that term this morning, when leaving a vm to a colleague regarding a presentation I need to do.
For some reason I don't like that term, I've heard it so many times by management and in groups and with other colleagues - always gives me the feeling of an assignment I have to do before we "touch base". 
The term makes me feel like I have more work to do.
Like that feeling of the first day of school... Homework ahead.

It also reminds me of playing baseball. I hated playing baseball for gym in elementary school. Don't mind watching it, not playing it. 

Anyhow, the term just came out. My slow mind could not find any other replacement words fast enough.

Anyhow.... There has to be more to life than this!!

Thursday, 3 March 2016

So tired!

I know I haven't been sleeping enough.
So much stuff with work and political advocating bleh.
But that being said I know I've also been eating so much crap!

Listen Farmers Market Two-Bite brownies, back off ok! Stop tempting me you biatch!
I gotta get my act together !

Hiatus

It's been over a week.
Been thinking about social media and how much people can get caught up in the attention. And what if they realized, no one was watching.

Then I thought of this. 
Awesome!

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Netflix diaries.....

Yea Netflix is my sad life as if late ...

I've been binging on Life on Mars.

And as it goes, I'm finding the lead character quite the handsome nice dude.

So decided to look him up: Jason O'mara.
He's married .... To an actress who is 7 yrs older than him! Wow. So I looked her up too... Paige Turco.....

Wholly crap what a good looking couple !

Geeez. I hope I look like her when I'm 50!!!